Pressed Rat & Warthog
Closed down their shop
They didn’t want to
It was all they had got
Selling atonal apples
Amplified heat
& Pressed Rat’s collection
Of doglegs & feet
Sadly they left
Telling no one goodbye
Pressed Rat wore red jodhpurs
& Warthog his striped tie
Between them they carried
A three legged sack
Went straight round the corner
& never came back
Pressed Rat & Warthog
Closed down their shop
The Bad Captain Madman
Had told them to stop
Selling atonal apples
Amplified heat
& Pressed Rat’s collection
Of doglegs & feet
The Bad Captain Madman
Had ordered their fate
He laughed & stumped off
With a nautical gate
The gate turned into
A derogatory
& his pegleg got woodworm
& broke into three
Pressed Rat & Warthog
Closed down their shop
They didn’t want to
It was all they had got
Selling atonal apples
Amplified heat
& Pressed Rat’s collection
Of doglegs & feet

(Baker/Taylor 1968)